party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I wish I only lived at night.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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