It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I'm really busy with my period
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