he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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