Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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