we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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