her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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