Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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