we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
Randomize
