what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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