Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
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currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
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He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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