i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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