3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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