I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Randomize
