you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
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Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
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God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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