Sry I called you an 8
Me. At least after what I've been through.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
Randomize
