at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
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