party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
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