butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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