ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
where am i from again
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
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What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
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We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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