I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
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