p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
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if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
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Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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