Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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