the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
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I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
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I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
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