is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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