i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
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Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
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My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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