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so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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