operation harelip BJ is a go
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
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i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
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i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
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