She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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