your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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