Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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