Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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