Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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