Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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