tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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