Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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