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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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