no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
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