i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
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they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
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I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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