when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Come share oat with me in your robe
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I would ride that face into the sunset
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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