Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
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You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
She needs sedatives and a leash
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She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
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