I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
my being single is dangerous.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
So vagazzling was a success
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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