i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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