her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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