She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
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get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
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But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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