My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
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just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
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And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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