she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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