i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
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