office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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