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I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
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