everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
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He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
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I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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