What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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