i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
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Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
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I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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