You surviving the open bar?
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69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
i drank out of a bidet.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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