wanna go halves on a baby?
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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