i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
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This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
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Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
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