Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
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it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
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Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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